Burping from urethera fantasy!

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Ruffneck
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Re: Burping from urethera fantasy!

Post by Ruffneck » 06 Jun 2018, 01:09

Nice, bro!
Keep on being sober!

Greets Ruffy

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Re: Burping from urethera fantasy!

Post by sub_2 » 09 Sep 2018, 20:23

:computer2:

Hey push it hope you are well..?? Just wanted to let you know that ubfortunealtt I am no longer soaber and have been drinking steadily everyday for the last 8 week's ( 2 months).

Over summer I have been getting hammered in the back garden and also on bike rides by loading up my water bottle with lager or absinthe and sipping away on it.
I have also started smoking and vaping excessively.

I have been having some really negative feedback when in pubs and at cycle events when discussing my burp fetish and quirky ideas such as the burping via the urethera idea and also the levitating burp powered hot girl idea. I actually got beat up and hospitalised, and my ruck sack got chucked in a canal by a bunch of nasty bullies when at a pub over in preston. I was talking to this hot group of uni lads from the hockey team in the pub and they all started burping and I got very arroused and accidentaly started filming them on my mobile!

The uni lads were speaking and joking (I suspect buying drugs) with a nearby rowdy group of construction workers. The ring leader of the construction worker gang (who was covered in plaster dust) instantly noticed me filming the group and snatched away at my smartphone jarring it out of my hand, he then deletes the vid I was recording and as he was in the gallery of my phone he noticed my huge collection of burp porn, voyeuristic fart films, kinky hardcore audio clips and associated immages.

He showed my content to the rest of the group and they were horrified and shocked, and proceeded to beat me and tear away at my rucksack which they started to empty and chuck all.over the pub. Before I knew it all 6 of the bullies were beating down on me with punches and kicks reigning down like I was a rookie in a UFC cage fight. When they had finally finished beating me / teaching me a lesson, as I was scrabbling around the floor on my hands and kneeds - the tallest of the gang booted me right up my coxycs! As you can imagine I howled in agony and quickly scampered out of the pub as quickly as I could, looking for some sympathetic bystanders to assist me, or a neat hiding spot where I could clean up my wounds and regain some dignity. Before I could escape the smallest of the group came out of the boozer, hurled my rucksack in the canal, booted my bike (buckling both wheels) and then chucked my now smashed smartphone at me... clipping my eye socet causing a deep laceration.

I curled in a ball and hoped the attack was now over and waited for the group to go back in the bar, and finally leave me alone.... In they whent and resumed drinking casually as if nothing had happened, and they began laughing raucusly and cheering like a gang of football hooligans.

I picked up my cycle and lifted it on my shoulder and headed home. This event shocked my to the core and my housemate insited I call the cops but I refused.

I have not been to any social events since and I have been keeping a low profile on the burp forum (while lurking).

I would very much like to make some new friends on this forum to discuss if anyone has had similar shocking experiences and share them.

Thanks dewds and keep on burpring.

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Re: Burping from urethera fantasy!

Post by sourpokemon » 17 Nov 2018, 17:16

sub_2 wrote:
09 Sep 2018, 20:23
:computer2:

Hey push it hope you are well..?? Just wanted to let you know that ubfortunealtt I am no longer soaber and have been drinking steadily everyday for the last 8 week's ( 2 months).

Over summer I have been getting hammered in the back garden and also on bike rides by loading up my water bottle with lager or absinthe and sipping away on it.
I have also started smoking and vaping excessively.

I have been having some really negative feedback when in pubs and at cycle events when discussing my burp fetish and quirky ideas such as the burping via the urethera idea and also the levitating burp powered hot girl idea. I actually got beat up and hospitalised, and my ruck sack got chucked in a canal by a bunch of nasty bullies when at a pub over in preston. I was talking to this hot group of uni lads from the hockey team in the pub and they all started burping and I got very arroused and accidentaly started filming them on my mobile!

The uni lads were speaking and joking (I suspect buying drugs) with a nearby rowdy group of construction workers. The ring leader of the construction worker gang (who was covered in plaster dust) instantly noticed me filming the group and snatched away at my smartphone jarring it out of my hand, he then deletes the vid I was recording and as he was in the gallery of my phone he noticed my huge collection of burp porn, voyeuristic fart films, kinky hardcore audio clips and associated immages.

He showed my content to the rest of the group and they were horrified and shocked, and proceeded to beat me and tear away at my rucksack which they started to empty and chuck all.over the pub. Before I knew it all 6 of the bullies were beating down on me with punches and kicks reigning down like I was a rookie in a UFC cage fight. When they had finally finished beating me / teaching me a lesson, as I was scrabbling around the floor on my hands and kneeds - the tallest of the gang booted me right up my coxycs! As you can imagine I howled in agony and quickly scampered out of the pub as quickly as I could, looking for some sympathetic bystanders to assist me, or a neat hiding spot where I could clean up my wounds and regain some dignity. Before I could escape the smallest of the group came out of the boozer, hurled my rucksack in the canal, booted my bike (buckling both wheels) and then chucked my now smashed smartphone at me... clipping my eye socet causing a deep laceration.

I curled in a ball and hoped the attack was now over and waited for the group to go back in the bar, and finally leave me alone.... In they whent and resumed drinking casually as if nothing had happened, and they began laughing raucusly and cheering like a gang of football hooligans.

I picked up my cycle and lifted it on my shoulder and headed home. This event shocked my to the core and my housemate insited I call the cops but I refused.

I have not been to any social events since and I have been keeping a low profile on the burp forum (while lurking).

I would very much like to make some new friends on this forum to discuss if anyone has had similar shocking experiences and share them.

Thanks dewds and keep on burpring.
that sounds shit, you ok?
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