Thanks, I appreciate you understanding and respecting where I'm coming from.
To answer your question, if I ever film what some might consider to be somewhat of a "dud video", where the burps aren't amazing, or they are few and far between, I will say so in the description of the video on my store. For example, when I filmed Jolene, she tried a couple burping videos but she wasn't very good at burping. She had a lot of burps, but they were all tiny little quiet girly burps, and I stated that very clearly in the descriptions. Here are the descriptions I wrote:
"jolene told me she might be able to produce some good burps if she drank enough soda (which she refers to as "pop".....how adorable is that?!) She chugged down a couple cans of root beer and gave it her best shot. She didn't have any real huge rippers, but she had a lot of very cute little girl burps! She makes the most adorable faces every time she lets a little burp out. She started off sitting down, but stood up after a while to try to get some of her tummy gas out. She talks about how bloated she is getting from chugging all the soda, and how she has a ton of air in there but she just can't manage to get one big huge burp out all at once. She just keeps relieving the pressure in her tummy by letting out cute small burps, sometimes one right after another. No manly belches in this one but her little burps are soooo cute! "
"jolene really wants to improve her burping skills, so she's sitting at the table chugging down root beer and practicing. Not much is coming out at all, so Claire comes in and sits down to show her how it's done right! She tries to explain to jolene how to suck in or swallow air to fill her belly full of air, but it's difficult to explain so she just shows her. Claire is already FULL of tummy gas because she's been drinking beer all evening. She belts out a big powerful one right in jolene's face, and it smells soooo bad!!! jolene tells her how vile it was and you can see the disgusted look on her face, even though she can't help but laugh at the same time. jolene keeps trying her best, producing adorable little burps here and there (and even one medium sized one!), and Claire keeps ripping one big loud belch after another! They really do smell bad after all that Corona with lime, and the whole room is turning into one big stinky burp cloud. Poor jolene, having to smell all that tummy gas! She thinks it's hilarious at the same time though, and you can tell how impressed she is! jolene promises to keep practicing so she will have louder and longer ones next time! "
There are several videos from Eris from quite some time ago where she was chugging soda to try to do burping videos, but she didn't have much luck getting burps out immediately. Eventually she had some good burps or belches, but again, I wrote it all pretty clearly in the descriptions:
" It's a very hot sunny day and eris is relaxing in the park, drinking too much soda. Her stomach gets so bloated because for a while she is unable to burp out any of her tummy gas, so it keeps bloating her up more and more. She pulls her shirt up and rubs and pokes at her belly, laying back on the grass. Then she stands up, hoping that will help to work out her burps that are brewing in there. She massages and pats her bulging bare belly and talks about how bloated she is feeling. Her stomach is expanded so much, it is puffed way out and bulging over her shorts, and you get a lot of nice close-ups of it. You also get fantastic close ups of her throat while she's drinking and swallowing her Sprite, and you can hear her gulping it down very clearly. Finally the burps start coming, and they are some hot, deep belches!! "
" eris is being a slob, drinking straight from a 2 liter bottle of Coke. She ends up drinking too much and getting all bloated, and feels the urge to burp but is having a hard time working one out. She rubs and massages her swollen belly, trying to get the tummy gas to release itself, and even "burps herself" on the chest and back to try to get her burps to come out. I think she also had a bit of "stage fright" with the camera on her, so I turned it off and then she just let me know whenever she felt a big burp welling up, and I would turn it back on and film her big sexy belch! There are a few random burps/belches at the end of the clip, and you can see the huge relief on her face when she gets a nice big one out!"
" eris drank 3 cans of soda and it all full of bubbly liquid now, feeling like she really needs to burp. She feels gross and way too bloated but the burps aren't coming so she starts wiggling around, jumping up and down, and slapping herself on the back and chest to "burp herself" like a baby! She says how she can hear the liquid moving around in her belly. She chugs ginger ale straight from a 2 liter bottle thinking that might help, but it just makes her more bloated. After massaging her big full belly for a while she rips a nice big burp and feels instantly better! She bends over the counter and you have a nice view of her rubbing her very full hanging belly. Her pretty tattoo and belly button ring look so sexy on that full tummy of hers! After some moaning and groaning and a little more patting herself pretty hard she gets another belch out. She chugs more ginger ale from the big bottle and talks about how gassy her tummy feels, and then finally rips yet another big sexy burp!!"
I'm sure there are more examples but you get the idea. I guess I never really consider a video to be a "dud video", because even if a girl's burps aren't crazy loud/long, or the girl doesn't have a ton of belches one right after another, I know that certain people are still going to like it. In fact, I did get an email about Jolene's first video from someone who bought it and was very pleased with it. That person wasn't a fan of girls belching loud and long, they liked the little girly burps the best, and that was their favorite video ever. I got another several emails thanking me for being clear about how small her burps were, because after reading that description, those people knew not to buy it (because they were into louder deeper belches).
And actually Eris's videos ended up being very popular ones, I'm guessing probably with people who are more into the bloating/stuffing fetish, and more into very natural burping and belching. I think a lot of people like her videos so much because they get to watch her bloat up from all the carbonation, and see her rubbing her belly and getting an upset tummy from all her tummy gas building up and building up, and they get to anticipate the burps/belches for several minutes before they actually come out, and then it's more exciting when they do come. Everyone likes something different. Actually, strangely enough...the thing that I get complaints about more than anything is having too MANY burps and belches in one video!! It seems that quite a few people don't like super-forced burping/belching in rapid succession, even if the burps and belches are long and loud.
I myself personally never have weak or small burps in my videos. I've just always had this freakish talent to rip ridiculously huge belches on command, no matter what, LOL. The only video I can think of that might not be on par with the rest is when I was belching in the public (and very busy) train station, I think when I was visiting San Francisco quite a while back. I wanted to do a public belching video but after I ripped a few belches, the person closest to me started giving me REALLY nasty looks, so I toned it down a little bit so I wouldn't be an asshole and totally gross them out. They were still good belches though. Just not my loudest, most obnoxious ones ever, haha.
I am never out to be dishonest or make a video sound way better or way different than it actually is. I like to keep ALL of my customers and fans happy, and if that means being honest about a video not containing tons of huge belches, and maybe not selling as many of that video as a result, I'm fine with that. At least I know the people who do buy it know exactly what they are getting, and they will be happy with it, and will keep coming back to my store to buy more. I would never try to rip people off by writing inaccurate descriptions...mainly because I am not a dick like that, and also even if I did do that, it wouldn't serve me very well in the long run anyway. If a bunch of people bought a video because the description said it was full of huge belches, and then in reality the video only contained small burps...I doubt many of those people would come back to my store to buy another video again. I almost never get emails saying that a person was really unhappy with a video. I think it's happened like twice, ever. And not even about burping videos, I think the two complaints were about coughing/spitting videos that were apparently "dud videos", LOL.
Sorry I keep writing novels here, haha...