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When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Jordan Ross » 27 Dec 2016, 04:11

one of my managers at the pet'ssmart i work at often burps aloud during slow days. the most awesome thing is how she doesn't even give a shit how gross she is and doesn't even say "excuse me." :)) that's what i like the most about someone burping, when they don't care if they're being disgusting, and just burp and act like stereotypical guys. they're not deep, gutteral belches but they're pretty damn good. :D
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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 07 Feb 2017, 18:31

for awhile I was dating this girl who never learned how to burp on command, but with a beer or soda the burps came flying out. before we started dating, I never heard her burp outloud, but once I told her that I was into it, she loved the excuse to burp out loud and in public even as much as she could.
One night, we were at a party. Everyone was gathered around the fire. We had both been drinking, and I guess she wanted to tease me a little. She went and grabbed a couple beers for the both of us, and then came back and sat on my lap. She cracked her beer open, took a gulp, and let out a burp. People laughed, and she smiled too as she turned her head to make eye contact with me. At one point she chugged some and ripped a true belch; every girl around the fire circle laughed or congratulated her, and all the guys looked away (one said "damn," but not in the way I would have said it haha). It really turned me on to think that they must be thinking the girl I'm dating is a pig with bad manners. Even her sips led to adorable little burps, and eventually I couldn't stop myself from sliding a hand up under her shirt to cradle her belly, which had the slightest curve to it from a night of eating bbq and drinking beer. I'm also into bellies and weight gain, which she also knew, and my hand touching her stomach must have reminded her of that. She turned to a friend sitting next to us and fake-whispered "I've gained 10 pounds since college" and made a sad face. The other girl laughed and said "aww that's alright!" She definitely knew exactly how to tease me in public

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by WalrusGumboot » 02 May 2017, 03:19

Well, my stepfather's got a sister, and she's only a few years older than me (mid twenties, I think). I was having dinner in the table with the whole family yesterday and my grandpa burped loudly. A few moments later she had already finished eating, and she stood up and burped as loud. It lasted 'round 2 or 3 seconds. She tried to beat my grandpa. She realized everyone was looking at her (there were at least 7 people in the table) and she said "Excuse me". I never saw her burp before.
She's as taller as me (5'6") and got pretty big boobies, in case you want to know.
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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by WalrusGumboot » 02 May 2017, 03:29

There was this other episode a few years ago when one of my best friends (a girl, btw) came to do a school work at my place. We were neighbors, same grade and we only lived a couple quarters away from school, so it was preferable for both of us to do it together. Well, when we were writing sitting on the ground, she whispered to me "I really gotta burp". "Feel comfortable, make yourself at home", I said. She burped loudly at least twice that day.
We got together at my place for the same reason multiple times, and she burped loudly every single time she was there. Unfortunately, we moved, but I still have her on facebook. Fact: I already had the fetish

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 07 Jun 2017, 22:03

one of my roommates is a girl, and a couple days ago I offered her a soda water from the fridge. She accepted, cracked it open, and started drinking. I've heard this girl burp before so I was paying attention, but nothing seemed to be happening. She asked to borrow my guitar for a bit and went into her room to learn a song. A little while later, I knocked on her door and stepped inside to ask a question, she was singing but all of a sudden I saw her stop and arch her neck forward to blast out a short loud burp. She started laughing and I did too, until she held up a finger to get my attention and let out another short blast, immediately followed by a long throaty belch. She collapsed into laughter, saying "oh my god" in amazement at her performance.

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Ruffneck » 08 Jun 2017, 22:30

relief wrote:
07 Jun 2017, 22:03
...She started laughing and I did too, until she held up a finger to get my attention and let out another short blast, immediately followed by a long throaty belch. She collapsed into laughter, saying "oh my god" in amazement at her performance.
How did you react?

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Dracindahood » 08 Jun 2017, 22:46

Have you ever heard your roommate fart? If so you can post the story here or in the fart thread whichever lol

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 08 Jun 2017, 23:17

I just laughed and applauded a little haha We're like that with each other, both very open

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Ruffneck » 08 Jun 2017, 23:36

relief wrote:
08 Jun 2017, 23:17
I just laughed and applauded a little haha We're like that with each other, both very open
That sounds like a healthy relationship :P

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 05 Aug 2017, 15:46

I was sitting in class the other day when the girl sitting immediately to my left suddenly pressed her mouth tightly closed, brought her hand up to her mouth, and released a very stealthy closed-mouth burp. She turned to her left and whispered to her friend "did you HEAR that??" sounding half embarrassed and half trying not to laugh. Her friend said yes and then shook her head like she couldn't believe her friend just burped in class, even though it was quiet. Ten seconds later the first girl had two more back to back closed-mouth burps, this time pulling up her shirt over her mouth in an attempt to stifle them. Once they had escaped, she turned towards her friend with a look of "can you believe this?" and then jokingly collapsed down onto her desk in faux-embarrasment

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