Good story Zack!
My new roommate has belched again
I think she is just naturally gassy. My room is next to hers and this morning as she walked down the echo-y hall to the bathroom, I heard her release a short burp and then sigh afterwards. It was an open-mouth burp with some force, nothing shy about it.
Then a little while later we were hanging out in the kitchen while she was drinking coffee, and mid-conversation she sealed her lips and kind of tucked her chin down and then pushed out a full 3-second long closed-mouth burp while still making eye contact like it was no big deal. Afterwards she continued the conversation as though nothing had happened.
It's hot when girls are slightly embarrassed or impressed by their burps, but a close second has to be when they are so nonchalant about them that their eruptions lead to no reaction at all, not even an "excuse me."