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When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

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relief
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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 08 Sep 2018, 01:13

my roommate just burped in front of me today for the first time :D She was heading out into the back yard and just before exiting she paused in the doorway and forced out a short blast of a burp (I heard her strain a little as she belched) and then looked at me in false outrage, as though I had been the one that burped, and said "[my name], that's gross!"

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by MackZack » 09 Sep 2018, 03:35

I sort of saw this girl burp but definitely heard it and it was a pleasant surprise. I wish I had turned around right when it happened.

I went out today to run some errands with my mother and we parked in a parking lot where you have to pay at one of those stations.

I walked up to the station and put my card in. My mother was next to me waiting.

This young woman, like late 20's, was walking behind us to her car and ripped a massive "BRRAAAAAP".

I turned around like "Whoaaa, who was THAT?"

She had a NICE ass in a pair of blue jeans. Wore a nice long-sleeved shirt that was blue and white stripes. Average body. I really liked it - full figure overall. Not necessarily thicc but you know - not some skinny stick-thin girl. White. Black hair tied in a ponytail. She had a Dunkin Donuts coffee in one hand and was just walking down the street and did not care at all that she had belched out loud in front of us. She didn't excuse herself or ANYTHING. Just kept walking. That was a huge turn on. It wasn't like she thought she was alone. She clearly walked right behind me and my mom - no more than a couple feet. My mom didn't say anything but she had this look like "Excuse you, missy."

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 11 Sep 2018, 18:38

Good story Zack!

My new roommate has belched again O:-) I think she is just naturally gassy. My room is next to hers and this morning as she walked down the echo-y hall to the bathroom, I heard her release a short burp and then sigh afterwards. It was an open-mouth burp with some force, nothing shy about it.
Then a little while later we were hanging out in the kitchen while she was drinking coffee, and mid-conversation she sealed her lips and kind of tucked her chin down and then pushed out a full 3-second long closed-mouth burp while still making eye contact like it was no big deal. Afterwards she continued the conversation as though nothing had happened.
It's hot when girls are slightly embarrassed or impressed by their burps, but a close second has to be when they are so nonchalant about them that their eruptions lead to no reaction at all, not even an "excuse me."

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Omnius » 12 Sep 2018, 12:25

relief wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 18:38

It's hot when girls are slightly embarrassed or impressed by their burps, but a close second has to be when they are so nonchalant about them that their eruptions lead to no reaction at all, not even an "excuse me."
Fuck yes, I love those burps!

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 14 Sep 2018, 17:29

sorry for flooding this thread with stories but it just keeps happening! she's about to go out of town for a couple weeks so this will be the last one for a little while. Anyway, yesterday we went swimming and she was driving. On the way back, without any warning, she opened her mouth and let out a long, throat-vibrating, resonant belch. Immediately afterwards she laughed as I high-fived her and said "nice." She responded "I'm just a burpy gal!" and shrugged with no shame at all. I <3 girls that only grew up with brothers :x

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by euronymous_oystein » 15 Sep 2018, 07:35

Oh maaan, you are so lucky
You mess with the best, you die like the rest.

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