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When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by sourpokemon » 21 May 2018, 20:44

^^^^ relief, where's your pic from?
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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Omnius » 26 May 2018, 13:19

Hanging out with one of my friends a few days ago and she kept doing these really wet and bubbly sounding burps. They weren't overly massive and she did her best to do them politely with her mouth almost closed and slightly held back but they were definitely audible and she knew it. After each one she would say something like 'oh I've got the burps' and after one particularly wet sounding one she made the comment 'Ew that wasn't good, they are frothy burps!'. It was pretty hot!

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Blopper » 03 Jun 2018, 00:47

I was watching a twitch stream of a friend of mine last night & she burped a couple of times while she was playing. I'm not linking the stream for her sake, but needless to say, they were pretty hot burps :P

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by euronymous_oystein » 05 Jun 2018, 14:10

^

But why don't you link it? I mean, after all twitch is public.
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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by theoncomingfish » 05 Jun 2018, 21:38

euronymous_oystein wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 14:10
^

But why don't you link it? I mean, after all twitch is public.
She's his friend and doesn't want her to get an influx of views because of her burping probably. It's been known to happen.

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by SpasticSpecter154 » 06 Jun 2018, 02:27

Yesterday, a whole lot while we were hanging out. I even convinced her to let me record a video of a few. Of course, I'm not going to share it because I respect her privacy and the camera was right up in her face, just letting you know it happened.

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by relief » 06 Jun 2018, 19:18

was hanging out with my friend after swimming. We were each drinking a soda water and at one point she got a concerned look on her face and lunged forward to try and cover my ears. I slipped out from under her hands just as she blasted out a long carbonated burp. Once she saw that I just laughed about it she wasn't embarrassed and even let out a few more on purpose later on

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by theincadinca » 11 Jun 2018, 01:34

I wish people would post more - this is one of my favorite parts of the forum.

So I've gone out with some girls recently, but all seem super shy about burping, so its really frustrating.

First girl - really beautiful, slender, bubbly and fun. My dream girl in some sense. She doesn't care about actually burping - she just makes sure she doesn't burp loud. The first time, I met her at a party with some friends and we were drinking wine. And she was letting these cute closed mouth burps out all the time, but she would cover her mouth, like a cough. They were loud enough that everyone could tell she was burping, but not loud enough that someone would ask her to stop. The second time, we grabbed lunch, which she gobbled up. Then she would do these really "subtle" closed mouth burps (which were exactly like this : https://youtu.be/hnSMwLVe9I4?t=44m47s). So it was super frustrating. Then another time, we went to a bar and had a few drinks. Again, she'd burp mid-sentence, exactly like this : https://youtu.be/8DG3G_H2Av8?t=7m30s, but covering her mouth. Then we were on a crowded metro train, surrounded by 5-6 other passengers, and she burped like that again in the middle of a slightly racist rant.

Second girl - she was slim, petite (5'2 or 3), but she was really cute and had very perky tits. We only went out once, and had a very heavy lunch, and then were strolling around. She did this really cute closed mouth burp, and then rubbed her tummy and went "mmmmmmhhh, so full". An interesting side-story was that I had met her sister as well, and she used to burp a LOT, but she wasn't "attractive", so it didn't register.

Third girl - I only went out with her once, but she was Indian or of Indian origin. We went out for dinner, and everything was hunky-dory and fine and dandy. Then after the main-course, she'd do these quiet closed mouth burps every 30 seconds. I'm not exaggerating - every 30 seconds. This went on for I think an hour. But they were all closed-mouth, so again, frustrating.

Most recently, I went out with a girl and we grabbed a few beers. Tall, quirky and read-head. The first thing I noticed was that she did a lot of burps like this : (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXUfQMUJMio, between 0:55 and 1:00). And a lot of times, she's in a mid sentence, and she feels a burp coming, but she would burp-complete the sentence without stopping (which is always a good sign). And she never excused herself, but the problem was that it was a noisy bar so I couldn't hear her very well. So when the opportunity came to go back to her place, I took it, and we drank some more. To be precise, she drank a quarter of a beer. I can't tell you how awesome it was - she wouldn't exactly let it rip, but she'd burp every few minutes, sometimes with her mouth open but most times closed. What made it hot was that she wouldn't apologize or even cover her mouth or hide it - it wouldn't even register to her. The best part was later that night when she was on top of me, and pillow-talking, and burped right in my face. Again, it didn't even register to her.

The only non-frustrating experience was from recently when I needed to get some paperwork filled out from HR, but the HR lady was a really pretty but heavily pregnant blonde. Unlike all the previous ladies, she was just letting them rip every 30 seconds to relieve herself, and saying "Sorry, please excuse me", and so on. I again saw her a few weeks ago after she had delivered, more in hope, but nothing :(

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by SpasticSpecter154 » 11 Jun 2018, 16:31

Went out for a walk with a lady friend yesterday. Hit a pizza place where she let out a little burp which was perfectly fine. Later on, we stopped by another place and she ordered something to snack on and water. Despite the fact that there was no carbonation involved, she burped a few times on that alone. I asked her where it came from, and she just said that's how her body works. :faint:

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Re: When was the last time you saw someone burp in real life?

Post by Ookie » 17 Jun 2018, 04:18

Last night my bf and I were at his friends house with another one of his friends, all of them were giving amazing loud and bassy burps like I wasn't even there :ymblushing:

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