you know you have a burp fetish when..

General discussion of the burping fetish.
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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by WarlordX532 » 13 Aug 2013, 08:48

jingle wrote:when you have people on the phone burping for you and sneding you voice messages of them burping..... Man if I can find those............

I've done this. :$ It's probably one of the most awkward/amazing feelings I've ever had.
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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by ffc1234 » 16 Aug 2013, 21:30

reina7 wrote:You hook your phone up to your car's audio system so you can listen to YT burp videos on your way home.
Haha ive done this a couple times as well
addicted to burps!

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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by torurules » 26 Aug 2013, 03:05

mooglepies wrote:When you use the fact that you're already pretty weird to play off asking girls if they can belch and teaching them if they don't

When you're too scared to bring it up with a girl because you're incredibly paranoid she'll reply with, "why do you have a burp fetish or something?" (applies to any fetish but still...)

When you can tell from someone's body type what their burps will sounds like and wether you'll like them or not
I know right? That is what I am going to do. My friend and I are going to buy some burp powder on Wednesday and sneak it in a girl's drink and give her a lot of pop! We are going to do this with a lot of hotties at the salmon festival for hours. They will probably catch on that I have a thing for it, but that is ok. I will let them find out that I think it is attractive. Also, all of the girls we are doing this to, are smoking hot, and belch like truck drivers. In fact one girl that my friend just told me about, is hot and belches louder than a horn! (I am going to fuel up that tank with burp powder and soda!). :)

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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by Casual » 28 Aug 2013, 17:01

When you see a celebrity you think is hot and you google her to see if there's any reference to her burping :)
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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by Burpjob » 24 May 2015, 06:06

torurules wrote:
mooglepies wrote:When you use the fact that you're already pretty weird to play off asking girls if they can belch and teaching them if they don't

When you're too scared to bring it up with a girl because you're incredibly paranoid she'll reply with, "why do you have a burp fetish or something?" (applies to any fetish but still...)

When you can tell from someone's body type what their burps will sounds like and wether you'll like them or not
I know right? That is what I am going to do. My friend and I are going to buy some burp powder on Wednesday and sneak it in a girl's drink and give her a lot of pop! We are going to do this with a lot of hotties at the salmon festival for hours. They will probably catch on that I have a thing for it, but that is ok. I will let them find out that I think it is attractive. Also, all of the girls we are doing this to, are smoking hot, and belch like truck drivers. In fact one girl that my friend just told me about, is hot and belches louder than a horn! (I am going to fuel up that tank with burp powder and soda!). :)
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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by sourpokemon » 06 Mar 2016, 20:34

This thread is dead but posting anyways XD

you know you got it when:
you incite burping contests with your friends just to fantasise over later
you pretend to hate burps so people might try and "annoy" you with them
you listen to burps in the background of normal porn to make it even better
you try and slip stuff into conversations like "imagine if someone had a fetish for like, burps or something, how weird is that?" totally not obvious...
you have a separate youtube account so no-one sees your recent searches on your normal one..
google chrome incognito mode and sound-cancelling headphones are your best friend.
you go through obsessions for a few weeks with a certain kind of burping video or youtuber
you make your friends who know about your fetish make you stories on skype about celebs you like burping
you've searched for burp fetish so much, on so many forums, so many websites, that you recognise people's profile pictures or signatures from other forums and feel like you know them because it's such a small community (fantasy feeder anyone?)
you tell your friends/partner you have a food/eating fetish to ease them into knowing about the burp fetish because it's so weird
you put "burp" in google translate and search it in different languages on youtube or pornhub to maximise your findings
so guilty XD
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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by Korektor » 06 Mar 2016, 23:49

You know you have a burp fetish when...

1- You look at random strangers in the Mall Food Court and notice someone drinking soda and want to keep staring to see if they burp
2 - You have at one point in your life tried to buy 'Burp Powder' and stick it in someone's drink
3 - You try to let out a good burp in front of someone who you want to eventually burp in front of you
4 - (Starting as a kid) tried to record someone burping (in secretly) just to play it later by 'fantasizing'.
5 - When on a date are constantly on the look-out for an accidental burp-slip
6 - When at the movies you're in hope someone lets out a huge burp
7 - Have typed 'burp/burping' on YouTube repeatedly hoping for new content every few minutes
8 - In the middle of the day have found something burp related randomly and run to the bathroom to ''release yourself''
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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by chickenskittles » 07 Mar 2016, 04:47

You can hear people burping under their breath from across the room.

You can say "burp" in more languages than you can say "hello".

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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

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Re: you know you have a burp fetish when..

Post by sourpokemon » 10 Jun 2016, 12:57

Few more:

Your ideal type has slowly morphed into someone who would stereotypically burp a lot (my type is often "dangerous" thug guys)
You buy comics just in case they have a strip about burping or stuffing
You avoid watching movies with your parents in case there's a burp in it that would make everything awkward
Before watching a movie with friends, you check if there's a burp in it so you can be prepared and not get caught out
You listen to your favourite singers with a burp video in the background just to imagine them accidentally burping while singing.. (so hot lol)
You edit pornstars and celebrity videos to make them burp
When a friend find outs about your fetish you talk to them about it for the rest of eternity
You look up cultures where they are more likely to burp a lot, and subsequently search for videos of that nationality eating
You request endless fanfictions, smuts and reaction posts on Tumblr related to celebs or singers you like burping or situations where they might burp
You take screenshots from burp compilations and use google reverse image search to find the whole video for maximum fap ability
When listening to burp videos you constantly take your headphones off to check no sound is coming out and even leave the room to check if you can hear the burps coming from the headphones..

please say i'm not the only one oh god haha @-)
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